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Steve Jobs Announces Something

June 9th, 2008
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San Francisco (Scribble Duck) - Today Steve Jobs will announce something at the Apple World Wide Developers conference. “It’s all we hoped for!”, said one developer. “We’ve been waiting for a long time for something like this!”.

Another developer standing in line for the last nine hours, waiting to get into the keynote agreed, “This is HUGE. HUGE, I’m telling you. Unlike anything we’ve seen before. People are going to be blown away.”

No one could provide us with any specific details about what they thought it might be, because they didn’t have details, but they are enthusiastic.

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Kennedy Endorses Obama; Hillary Threatens to Send Monkeys

January 29th, 2008
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Washington, DC (Scribble Duck) - Yesterday Senator Ted Kennedy endorsed Barack Obama for president of the United States, enraging many in the Clinton camp who hoped for a similar endorsement.   Senator Kennedy explained, “Obama seems like a guy that you could really get to know and influence.”   Senator Kennedy was seen playing footsie with Obama at the State of the Union address last night, several feet away from Senator Hillary Clinton.  The whispering between the elder statesman and the junior senator didn’t go unnoticed.   After departing the speech, Clinton was overheard telling staffers to “prepare the flying monkeys!”

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Kerry Endorses Obama; Possibly Clinton Too

January 10th, 2008
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Myrtle Beach, SC (Scribble Duck) - Today, John Kerry endorsed Barack Obama.    Despite the best efforts of the Obama staff, Kerry announced his support for the presidential candidate. 

“I’ve known Borat Obama all his life, and thought of him often, especially in Vietnam. I served there, and I’m not sure many people know that,” stated the 2004 Democratic candidate. When asked about a potential endorsement of Hillary Clinton, Kerry said, “I was for Hillary Clinton before I was against her. I think there is still time to endorse Hillary too. I highly endorse the theme of change.”

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