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Obama Offers Iran Tea Party, Discounts on Pizza

November 3rd, 2007

Washington, DC (Scribble Duck) - Hot off of his comments that he will have face to face meetings with Iran’s leaders if he is elected president, Barack Obama has stated that he will invite them to the first White House tea party. “I think that we really need to work with them. I think they’d enjoy a good cup of tea, because it must really be hard to get over there in the desert,” Obama stated.

Obama also stated he will offer special incentives to Iran, in order to negotiate. “I’ve been clipping coupons every Sunday, and it’s my pledge that they can have each and every pizza coupon I have. Even the 2 for 1 deals. I don’t see how they can turn that down,” he said.

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