Washington, DC (Scribble Duck) Shortly after Hillary Clinton slammed Senator Obama’s early ambitions to be president, her camp followed up with new accusations that he paid others to do is kindergarten homework. One source stated, “We have evidence that appears to confirm that Obama didn’t do some of his own homework. We’re having forensic experts going over it now. The biggest evidence we have so far are some papers that were drawn in red crayon, when we all know his favorite color is purple. This exactly the kind of evidence that our thorough background checks of everyone who is against Hillary can come to expect.”
When asked about the discrepancy, Obama’s camp stated: “The senator stands behind all the pictures he did then. Some of that work was featured on refrigerators, and he continues to stand behind it.”
When asked for a comment, Dennis Kucinich replied: “I’d like to remind people that I was in kindergarten too!”
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