Myrtle Beach, SC (Scribble Duck) - Today, John Kerry endorsed Barack Obama. Despite the best efforts of the Obama staff, Kerry announced his support for the presidential candidate.
“I’ve known Borat Obama all his life, and thought of him often, especially in Vietnam. I served there, and I’m not sure many people know that,” stated the 2004 Democratic candidate. When asked about a potential endorsement of Hillary Clinton, Kerry said, “I was for Hillary Clinton before I was against her. I think there is still time to endorse Hillary too. I highly endorse the theme of change.”
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