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Kennedy Endorses Obama; Hillary Threatens to Send Monkeys

January 29th, 2008 Comments Off

Washington, DC (Scribble Duck) - Yesterday Senator Ted Kennedy endorsed Barack Obama for president of the United States, enraging many in the Clinton camp who hoped for a similar endorsement.   Senator Kennedy explained, “Obama seems like a guy that you could really get to know and influence.”   Senator Kennedy was seen playing footsie [...]

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Clinton - Pakistan’s Musharraf better be up for election soon

January 1st, 2008 Comments Off

Washington, DC (Scribble Duck) - Today Hillary Clinton told two different inteviewers that President Musharraf would be up for election soon, when he is not even up for election (he was elected in October), Mrs. Clinton said that her commanding grasp of international affairs would make her the best candidate for the presidency.  A Clinton [...]

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Clinton Questions Obama’s Kindergarten Homework

December 3rd, 2007 Comments Off

Washington, DC (Scribble Duck) Shortly after Hillary Clinton slammed Senator Obama’s early ambitions to be president, her camp followed up with new accusations that he paid others to do is kindergarten homework. One source stated, “We have evidence that appears to confirm that Obama didn’t do some of his own homework. [...]

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