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Clinton Questions Obama’s Kindergarten Homework

December 3rd, 2007 Comments Off

Washington, DC (Scribble Duck) Shortly after Hillary Clinton slammed Senator Obama’s early ambitions to be president, her camp followed up with new accusations that he paid others to do is kindergarten homework. One source stated, “We have evidence that appears to confirm that Obama didn’t do some of his own homework. [...]

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Kucinich To Offer Driver’s Licenses For UFOs

November 19th, 2007 No Comments

Washington (Scribble Duck) - After revealing he’s seen a UFO, Democratic Presidential Candidate Dennis Kucinich announced today that he hoped to enact a new law offering driver’s licenses for illegal aliens driving UFOs. A campaign spokesbeing said, “We think it’s high time that all illegal aliens visiting this planet get their [...]

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