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Kennedy Endorses Obama; Hillary Threatens to Send Monkeys

January 29th, 2008 Comments Off

Washington, DC (Scribble Duck) - Yesterday Senator Ted Kennedy endorsed Barack Obama for president of the United States, enraging many in the Clinton camp who hoped for a similar endorsement.   Senator Kennedy explained, “Obama seems like a guy that you could really get to know and influence.”   Senator Kennedy was seen playing footsie [...]

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Kerry Endorses Obama; Possibly Clinton Too

January 10th, 2008 Comments Off

Myrtle Beach, SC (Scribble Duck) - Today, John Kerry endorsed Barack Obama.    Despite the best efforts of the Obama staff, Kerry announced his support for the presidential candidate. 

“I’ve known Borat Obama all his life, and thought of him often, especially in Vietnam. I served there, and I’m not sure many people know that,” [...]

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Clinton Questions Obama’s Kindergarten Homework

December 3rd, 2007 Comments Off

Washington, DC (Scribble Duck) Shortly after Hillary Clinton slammed Senator Obama’s early ambitions to be president, her camp followed up with new accusations that he paid others to do is kindergarten homework. One source stated, “We have evidence that appears to confirm that Obama didn’t do some of his own homework. [...]

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